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2008-08-04 17:10:08 Whose phone number is 303-587-6398?	2008-01-18 13:22:41 Did you hear the wonderful news? That chess nerd, Bobby Fischer died!	2007-12-01 00:59:18 Whose phone numbers are 303-579-1052, 720-289-9416, 720-382-6666.
2007-05-12 00:24:15 Josh Hager.	2006-11-07 19:04:51 Unicef denies child's life.	2006-10-27 20:09:16 John Battista.
2006-09-08 10:20:06 Happy Euell Gibbons Day!	2006-08-09 17:47:50 Whose phone number is 301-243-9876? It is a pre-recorded mexican. Don't answer.	2006-06-08 19:16:21 Whose phone number is 801-892-2859?
2006-05-04 13:53:47 Three convicted of stealing The Scream.	2006-05-04 13:41:17 Try Grass Jelly Drink!	2006-04-05 13:43:34 Whose phone number is 212-798-9291? Register.com. They are desperate for your business since they charge 10x as much as everyone else.
2006-03-21 13:09:38 Whose phone number is 504-231-8605?	2006-03-14 23:37:56 Whose phone number is 786-879-6669?	2006-02-23 21:50:23 Check out the useless crap at e-bay.
2006-02-03 17:11:34 Check out the Danish Cartoons that have the whole world in an uproar.	2005-12-08 14:01:11 Whose phone number is 720-233-7503?	2005-03-23 21:23:59 Check out the Solar Death Ray, which has the power of 112 suns!

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